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the-absolute-funniest-posts: kankristhighhighs: In art class my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:30:50 +0200

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 11:51:24 +0200

meme4u:

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kindofdistracting: germanypls: Germany isn’t even the most...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:39:40 +0200

kindofdistracting:

germanypls:

Germany isn’t even the most popular country in Germany, so how…

we’re even more popular than canada!

d-ymares: Just take one minute to read this, it’s worth it.

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:38:39 +0200

d-ymares:

Just take one minute to read this, it’s worth it.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 07:26:35 +0200

meme4u:

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:32:09 +0200

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com

cutieringtail: falmyrion: queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them....

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:41 +0200

cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:57 +0200

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

snakecharmed79: attackon-titan: The nine circles of hell from...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:02 +0200

snakecharmed79:

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

supermattural: rubitrightintomyeyes: rubitrightintomyeyes: zuk...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:16 +0200

supermattural:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

zukoquest:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

can you imagine how much funding would be put towards this on a kickstarter though

IT’S A REPLICATOR!!!

I AM STILL EXCITED ABOUT THIS

why are there not more people who are excited about this

we have reached the future

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:33:36 +0200

cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:23:02 +0200

cokekitty:

element-alchemist:

bedroom—hymns:

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

phi-ehj: deeperstateofmind: sweet-plush-rump: mischiefinthesnow: jaclcfrost: do you ever take a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:22:19 +0200

phi-ehj:

deeperstateofmind:

sweet-plush-rump:

mischiefinthesnow:

jaclcfrost:

do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot

like

do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it

before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows

i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork

artwork that melts

“You are all welcome.”

Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man

DON’T YOU DARE

GET. OUT.

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:50 +0200

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

leoz-meets-kaddosalm: ladylorax: edamane: lolsofunny: What...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:21:19 +0200

leoz-meets-kaddosalm:

ladylorax:

edamane:

lolsofunny:

What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.

well okay then

SCIENCE

Science you’re drunk again

Science should always be drunk.

HE’S AN AIRBENDER!!

idiotsonfb: nerd humor.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:20:20 +0200

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

krvsty: dirrtyflowerchild: another reminder. the world is heavybut your bones(just a cubic...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:19:58 +0200

krvsty:

dirrtyflowerchild:

another reminder.

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

poem

Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:11 +0200

sevenplusfour:

awk-sauced: flomation: I thought I should share some things...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:33 +0200

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

bagginbooty: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:39 +0200

bagginbooty:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

Oreothello

Rolo and Juliet

Macberry

Mars Ado About Nothing

Antonutella and Cleopatra

Merchocolate of Venice

Two Gentlemint of Verona

Richerry III

I would never be online if this was real.

HARK, SIR, HARK… GET YOUR WILLIAM SHAKES HERE